[ 1, 24],
2 => [ 25, 48],
3 => [ 49, 72],
4 => [ 73, 96],
5 => [ 97, 120],
6 => [121, 144],
7 => [145, 161],
8 => [162, 175],
9 => [176, 191],
10 => [192, 210],
11 => [211, 227],
12 => [228, 245],
13 => [246, 263],
14 => [264, 281],
15 => [282, 300],
];
header("Server: Harold");
header("X-Server: Harold");
header("X-Powered-By: Duct Tape");
if ($_SERVER["REQUEST_URI"] === "/movie") {
header("Cache-Control: no-transform, public, max-age=86400, must-revalidate");
header("Location: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00008R9KR/");
exit();
}
$episode_num = 0;
$matches = [];
preg_match("/^\\/(([0-9]+)|[sS]?([0-9]+)[^0-9a-zA-Z]?[eE]?([0-9]+))([\\/?]([^?&]*))?([?&](.*))?$/", $_SERVER["REQUEST_URI"], $matches);
if (count($matches)) {
header("Cache-Control: no-transform, public, max-age=86400, must-revalidate");
header("Access-Control-Allow-Origin: *");
}
if (count($matches) > 4 && !empty($matches[3])) {
$season_num = (int) $matches[3];
if ($season_num >= 1 && $season_num <= 15) {
$season_episode = (int) $matches[4];
$episode_num_test = $season_episode + SEASON_RANGES[$season_num][0] - 1;
if ($season_episode >= 1 && $episode_num_test <= SEASON_RANGES[$season_num][1]) {
$episode_num = $episode_num_test;
}
}
} else if (count($matches) > 2 && !empty($matches[2])) {
$episode_num = (int) $matches[2];
}
if ($episode_num >= 1 && $episode_num <= 300) {
if (($f = fopen("episodes.txt", "rb")) !== false) {
fgetcsv($f, 0, "|"); // column headings
while (($episode_data = fgetcsv($f, 0, "|")) !== false) {
$episode_num_test = (int) $episode_data[0];
if ($episode_num_test === $episode_num) {
$season_num = (int) $episode_data[1];
$season_episode = (int) $episode_data[2];
$youtube_uri = $episode_data[3];
$name = $episode_data[4];
$summary = str_replace("\\n", " ", $episode_data[5]);
break;
}
}
fclose($f);
$mode = (count($matches) > 6) ? $matches[6] : "";
if (empty($mode) || $mode === "json") {
if ($mode !== "json") {
header("Location: $youtube_uri");
header_remove("Access-Control-Allow-Origin");
}
header("Content-Type: application/json; charset=utf-8");
echo json_encode([
"episode" => $episode_num,
"season-number" => $season_num,
"season-episode" => $season_episode,
"youtube-uri" => $youtube_uri,
"name" => $name,
"summary" => $summary,
], JSON_PRETTY_PRINT | JSON_UNESCAPED_SLASHES | JSON_UNESCAPED_UNICODE)."\n";
exit();
}
}
}
$is_404 = $_SERVER["REQUEST_URI"] !== "/";
$is_hep = $_SERVER["REQUEST_URI"] === "/hep";
$title = "Red";
$title .= " Green";
$title .= " Episode Redirector";
if ($is_404) {
http_response_code(404);
if ($is_hep) {
$title = "It's not a silent L.";
//} else {
// $title = "404 Not Found";
}
}
ob_start();
?>
<?= strip_tags($title) ?>
Hep! Hep! I'm covered in sahlder! ... Eh, nobody comes.
—Red Green, https:///102#t=387s
Usage:
https:///{episode-number}https:///s{season}e{episode}https:///{season}{./-/etc.}{episode}- Add
/json to get the episode's info as a JSON document.
Examples:
https:///231https:///s12e4https:///12.4https:///231/json
Source code:
https:///index.php.txthttps:///episodes.txthttps:///favicon.svg
(https:\/\/[^<]+){$matches[1]}<";
} else {
return $matches[0];
}
}, $help_html);